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A BED THAT GIVES CASHBACK

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The Dow Jones might be tumbling, but this will be safe under here...

Friday October 10,2008

By Nicola McCafferty for express.co.uk

IT was once regarded as the safest place to hide your valuables.

And as we edge closer to a global recession, stashing money under your mattress might be a sensible option.

But before you panic that your bed might not have all the same securities as your current account - think again.

One bed-maker has had so many enquiries from customers wanting to get 40 winks on top of their weekly wages that they have created a 'bed bank.'

Made with a special spring system, the credit crunch mattress ensures that you have a restful night's kip - without the disturbance of a paper cut from your wad of £20s.

Amanda Jones, Marketing Director at Silentnight says: "Our beds are designed to provide the most comfortable and restful night’s sleep possible and with the unique Miracoil system nothing - not even a wad of cash - can impact on the mattresses comfort.

"Although we do recommend for security that putting your savings under the bed isn't the best option."

 


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