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THE BIGGEST BRIBE EVER...BUT STILL BROWN WON'T FACE HIS FURIOUS VOTERS

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Cameron has visited the constituency but Brown has stayed away

Thursday May 15,2008

By Macer Hall

BRANDED a serial ditherer and a drifter, Gordon Brown’s sense of direction seems now to have deserted him altogether.

Even basic travel plans leave our Prime Minister flustered. Asked in the Commons yesterday to say whether he could undertake to join Labour’s by-election campaign in Crewe and Nantwich, he barked: “No, I cannot.”

He needs to make his mind up on this one fast. Voters in these two Cheshire market towns are tipped to deliver a humiliating poll defeat next week that could just about call time on Mr Brown’s miserable spell in Number 10. So perhaps he should pay them a visit as a matter of urgency.

At the very least, you would have expected Mr Brown to want to gauge the likely return on his latest vast financial investment. He has just rushed out a one-off tax cut worth almost £3billion in a desperate bid to kill off an electoral backlash from his catastrophic 10p income tax clanger.

That expenditure works out at approximately £37,500 for every voter in the constituency. No wonder this move is being described as the most expensive by-election bribe in history.

Stumped up by yet more Government borrowing, this is cash that will eventually have to be snatched back from the taxpayer, plus interest. Labour’s cheek clearly knows no bounds. The party is skint and most of its wealthy backers have deserted, so now they’re using your money to buy votes.

But here’s an even better reason for Mr Brown to head up the M6. Touring the streets, he might just get a hint of the boiling rage among the voters of Middle Britain at his ramshackle Government and its decade-long record of neglect.
I spent a day there this week and while the 10p tax debacle certainly rankled it was more a symbol of a deeper discontent.

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“Decent people don’t go out on a Saturday night in Crewe any more,” one self-employed man told me. “They either can’t afford it or they’re frightened to walk the streets because of the crime and drunkenness.”

Another voter complained: “Labour say they’re tackling anti-social behaviour but nothing ever changes here.”
Others were uncomfortable about the impact of immigration. One local landmark, the Duke of Bridgewater Inn, has been transformed into a Polish pub.

“People here aren’t anti-immigrant, they’re just fed up with seeing them come here and getting benefits. We’re fed up with being treated like second-class citizens in our own country,” said one local.

And the growing tax burden is bitterly resented. Lifelong Labour voters have no qualms about switching straight to the Conservatives as a result. “I used to hate the Tories but at least they were honest about what you had to pay. This lot rip us off with all these stealth taxes that just keep going up,” said one.

Labour’s response has been to run a stunningly puerile campaign. Activists dressed as top-hatted toffs or scruffy hoodies attempt to turn Conservative events into chaos. Leaflets seek to smear Tory candidate Edward Timpson as a Lord Snooty caricature.

Labour’s candidate Tamsin Dunwoody – daughter of the veteran Labour backbencher Gwyneth Dunwoody, whose death led to the poll – refuses to be drawn on her party’s miserable record.

“I’m only interested in standing up for the people of Crewe and Nantwich,” says the candidate, a tough cookie who seems proud of being a chip off the old battleaxe. Her slogan is “one of us”, harking back to the “us and them” class war nonsense of the Eighties.

In contrast to Mr Brown’s strategy of keeping clear, the Tories are pouring resources into the by-election.

Twenty-five Conservative MPs were tramping the streets on the day I visited. David Cameron makes his third visit today and plans another next week.

His reception has been warm in a constituency that has been solid Labour heartland for decades. Mr Brown would be unlikely to get a friendly welcome. So his solution – as always with this tax-and-spend addict – is to hurl taxpayers’ money at the problem.

In a week’s time we will know whether his generosity with our money has paid off in the by-election. Labour MPs and ministers desperately hope so. In the Commons yesterday a few even allowed themselves to appear relaxed as the 10p tax rebellion vanished.

But the smirks felt dangerously misplaced; the fiercely independent voters of Crewe and Nantwich seem determined to vent their frustrations on Labour at the ballot box next Thursday. Just a fortnight ago their local council turned blue overnight and one swift U-turn on tax is unlikely to change matters.

More importantly, the Brown bribery strategy already looks doomed in the long run in towards the next general election, almost certainly in 2010. The benefit of this week’s bribery will have worn off by the time the bill for it arrives at the next Budget.

And despite the latest costly shopping list of gimmickry unveiled in the draft Queen’s Speech yesterday, the Govern-ment cannot borrow indefi-nitely to slip out of every self-inflicted embarrassment. The Treasury is simply running out of cash.

As the anger in Crewe and Nantwich shows, voters have seen through Mr Brown’s tired stealth tax-and-spend trickery. They are clamouring for genuine, lasting tax cuts based on slashing Government waste, not a quick bung that will only hike bills in the future.

Mr Brown had better get used to electoral disappointment, whatever the by-election result. With his box of bribes almost empty, he has little else to save him when the rest of the country gets a chance to speak at a general election.


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GORDON BROWN

15.05.08, 4:37pm

Living overseas, I view the political situation in the UK a bit more dispassionately. When living in the UK I was a Labour supporter, and breathed a huge sigh of relief when Labour were voted in in 1997, ousting the ruinous Tories.

I must admit I found Blair a thoroughly likeable leader and statesman, I did go off him towards the end of his term though. Mr. Brown I find rather bombastic, and deadly boring. He is completely uninspirational. However, when one looks at the opposition Tory party, who have never and will never do anything for the working man, and whose leader is all mouth and no trousers, one wonders whether it is not better to stick to the devil you know.

As for the Tory London Mayor - words fail me.

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BLAIR WAS BUSH' POODLE..BROWN IS MERKELS DATSCHUND

15.05.08, 11:51am

After his promise to halt the ridiculous bin tax schemes, brought out on the back of the "global warming" scam, I can just see Merkel shouting down the phone at him, to continue with the "bin tax scam". Followed by a friendly and patronising pat on the head and a good boy choc drop.

This is a man who is desperate to be Britains last Prime Minister, it will he hopes assure him of a place in history. Well he can rest assured that I have told my kids and my grandchildren, all about his treason. He will be remembered. He may even be the subject of a film, a Euro film of course, with a suitable title to be commensurate with his hard choices and his long term decisions, and his competence and stability. All credit must be given to the last British PM. How about "the destroyer from the Brown stuff", good title for a "C" movie of a "C" Prime Minister , don't you think?..

The truth could be that he cannot resign, even if he wanted to, which I doubt.

He has to ensure that nothing goes wrong with his plans to force this once free country into the abominable and despotic EU. All the bad stuff we are seeing from post office closures to the burgeoning Police State are all EU directives. The EU as imagined by Adolph Hitler and Goebbels has been brought to life, with immeasurably more oppression and repression than Herr Hitler could ever have conceived. In part thanks to digital technology, and in part due to illegitimacy. It is at least 50years out of date and WILL fail. The problem arises that Britain has been so hollowed out by treason and untalented government that we will be helpless to take advantage of this certain failure and so will almost certainly fall under an even worse dictatorship. We must act now by mass demonstrations and national strikes until we win our referendum, which we should have anyway. We are after being told we are leaving democracy. I will never vote for an MEP; what's the point?..

The greatest twist of the knife is that the subversives working from the office of the deputy prime minister, named Common Purpose, will be the bosses once the crime of hijacking the nation into the desopotic EU is achieved.

But it need not be so. The British number some 60 million citizens. If we withdraw our labour and blockade the centres of government in demonstration in order to win our right to vote on the constitutional change, we will win. There is not long left you know. We need to face the treasonous MP's and force them out of government. People like Brown and Miliband and Jack Straw and their accomplices have no business in the British government.

Doubtless Brown will be a hero of the new EU Soviet.

Better Off Out. By a very long way.

End The Rule Of Traitors.

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BRIBES

15.05.08, 10:50am

There isn't enough money in the world for them to get my vote.

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WHAT SENSE OF DIRECTION?

15.05.08, 10:32am

It is wholly apparent that Dictator Prudence U-Turn Brown is afraid to venture too far from his bunker in Downing Street.

The electorate of Crewe and Nantwich are going to vote with their feet next week.

That will be more than enough to rid us of the "serial ditherer and drifter" who has brought this country to its knees.

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