You could'nt make this up.

"Thor", You make me lose the urge to keep faith in England. Soon I'm going to give this twaddle up, I've had a prattful. Hello, anybody out there all mature? Any non-jealous biggies? Any females without big fat chips on armtops. Any guys who know the score.Men may be all alike in their promises, It's in their deeds they differ. So, Mr. perfect here will now retire to a good movie. With a bottle of good wine. No plonk allowed here. Me and mine out of it.

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