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jonG

Location:Northampton, GB
Age: 36
Gender: male
In a few words: hard working law abiding tax payer...with a very dry sense of humour

Police To Arrive In Three Hours?

Published: Wednesday July 16,2008 by jonG

For an emergencey police will arrive in three hours,PERFECT this is plenty of time to murder the scumbag breaking into you're home,chop them into little (more managable) pieces,go and dump the body parts and get back home to have a damn good clean up.....burglar officer....what burglar.

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