Really been

"A bin man enters a Chinese restaurant and says to the owner where,s ya bin...the restaurant owner says...Hong Kong...so the bin man says No No. where,s you weely bin...
and the restaurant owner says Hong F****** Kong ...
"

That had me in stitches, thank you.

Years ago we were told that landfill was space was running out and there would be a crisis. Now we don't here so much about landfill but instead Global Warming and Recycling. This is the government response.

Years ago we heard that there was an impending crisis with an aging population and not enough pension money to go round. The governments response has been to change the way care homes are inspected and regulated. Maybe they are hoping the care homes will have the freedom to bump people off?

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