MAN EATS HAMSTER

I have seen a few headlines in my time but this one takes the biscuit. Despite all the clear evidence of imminent stagflation and an imminent economic slowdown, the Express maintains that the "slump" has not only already arrived but is now rapidly going away! Well I must have missed it. Lucky old me! If the Express is hardup for a headline there are a few I might suggest eg "Savage Murderer Walks Out of Open Prison" or "Speaker Martin Should Resign". I agree absolutely that we should not talk ourselves into a recession but this kind of day-dreaming by desperate optimists is not going to help anyone.

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